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Super Hero Rape

  • Sep. 5th, 2007 at 10:00 PM

 
Waves To Sound: my feet hurt
MyHardcoreWasabi: beautiful
Waves To Sound: *steps on floor* ...ow
MyHardcoreWasabi: lollerskates
Waves To Sound: *takes another step* ....ow
Waves To Sound: i should wear some lollerskates
MyHardcoreWasabi: LOLLERSKATES
MyHardcoreWasabi: you witty mother fucker
Waves To Sound: you lesbian mother fucker
MyHardcoreWasabi: lol!
MyHardcoreWasabi: wth?
Waves To Sound: you know you want it
Waves To Sound: "pushes hot 'Muther' in your face"
MyHardcoreWasabi: 8(
MyHardcoreWasabi: wow
MyHardcoreWasabi: just wow
Waves To Sound: you know you want it
Waves To Sound: *rapes*
MyHardcoreWasabi: dude!
MyHardcoreWasabi: *punches*
Waves To Sound: *rapes*
MyHardcoreWasabi: *uses my newly updated work out tape moves to whup your theatrical ass*
Waves To Sound: *punches*
Waves To Sound: *hard*
MyHardcoreWasabi: *becomes batman and chucks non supernatural gas bombs at you to insult your theories and beliefs on superheroes*
Waves To Sound: *web slings in your face, ties you up (with webs), hangs you from the cieling upside down and uses you as a punching bag for even bringing up Batman*
Waves To Sound: ...
MyHardcoreWasabi: *uses my batman razor thingies to slash through your web and hops in my radical bat mobile to escape*
MyHardcoreWasabi: *batman theme music*
Waves To Sound: *web slings bat-mobile and pulls back (with actual super-powers*. then webs you up in a web cacoon and rolls you down a hill into a lake filled with paronnas. then takes you're bones and cremates them (with superpowers)*
Waves To Sound: ****
MyHardcoreWasabi: ...*becomes the hulk and punches the shit out of you*
Waves To Sound: dude
Waves To Sound: you can't do that
MyHardcoreWasabi: lol
Waves To Sound: you were batman
MyHardcoreWasabi: oh yes I can
MyHardcoreWasabi: well I'm also magic
Waves To Sound: they are from completely different worlds of comic books
MyHardcoreWasabi: *pisses on your spiderish face*
Waves To Sound: batman is dc and hulk is marvel
Waves To Sound: is doesn't work
Waves To Sound: they aren't even in the same country
MyHardcoreWasabi: you what doesn't work *farts on you* that
MyHardcoreWasabi: *vanishes*
MyHardcoreWasabi: okay I think I may go to bed now
Waves To Sound: if that even made sense, that would be lame
MyHardcoreWasabi: lollerskates



need I say more?